$1,000 Candy coated easter treats worth $1,000 on Digiturf.com!

Who doesn’t like candy?

We’re not going to sugarcoat the fact that candy is really bad for you but how can anyone resist candy? It’s sticky and sweet and goes down like a treat, it dive bombs through your bloodstream before hitting all those pleasure receptors in your brain. It feels so good that you just want more. Candy delivers the ultimate sugar high and it’s also a super-duper instant energy booster, mood lifter, and it’s legal. But then you crash and burn as your insulin and blood sugar levels take you on an emotional rollercoaster ride from hell until you get your hands on your next delicious candy fix.

Without candy you find yourself tired, listless, irritable, and craving more candy. Your little candy cravings spiral out of control until you get your next fix, then your next and your next and your next. Candy becomes a demon that tears you up from the inside out until you feed it more candy. It’s a vicious cycle that will one day end up with you making a tearful confession on Oprah!

The truth is that candy is a gateway drug to stronger and more powerful addictive substances like heroin. Researchers have proven that candy abuse leads to anti-social behavior in kids. We’re reluctant to say this, but even the race programmer has fought his own demons in his day - all of which he attributes to his uncontrollable desire for candy.

Easter presents us with a moral dilemma on Digiturf.com. Do we stock the Tack Shop with every single Easter confection from chocolate Easter bunnies wrapped in gold foil, caramel filled Easter bunnies, candy coated chocolate Easter eggs, Easter creme eggs, sticky hot cross buns, and even an Easter ham (glazed with honey!)? Or do we dish out unsweetened Easter granola bars made with organic wild oats and raw nuts? We didn’t think you’d want that either.

Just thinking about it makes our blood boil to a soft ball sugar consistency because we wanted to offer the valued virtual horse racing community something that is sticky, sweet, and scrumptious for Easter without compromising your nutritional and emotional wellbeing. It had to deliver enough instant energy to take you on an emotional rollercoaster ride that would excite you without leaving you feeling burnt out. It also had to be legal but not too healthy that it was borderline boring. Then we came up with the Candy Coated Easter Divisions!

The Candy Coated Easter Divisions are exactly what they sound like. The sweetest, stickiest races you will ever find on Digiturf.com. There are more kilojoules in these sponsorships than any candy bar and more excitement than any rollercoaster ride. The race programmer has sugarcoated four daily division races with $50 & $75 crunchy caramelized cash sponsorships that just melts in your mouth and drops straight to your hips (assuming you keep your wallet in your back pocket) before spurring your horses straight into the Winner’s Circle! How wicked is that?

Hop those horses into extra instances and the RP will sponsor those too!

Enter the Candy Coated Easter Division Races today!

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